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<h1>ibash.org.ru — Íîâûé öèòàòíèê Ðóíåòà</h1>
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<div class="quothead"><span><a href="/quote.php?id=17703"><b>#17703</b></a></span> <span><a href="/quote.php?id=17703&vote=plus" onclick="return vote(17703,'plus');">+</a> ( <span class="rate" id="q17703"> 25103 </span> ) <a href="/quote.php?id=17703&vote=minus" onclick="return vote(17703,'minus');">–</a></span></div>
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<div class="quotbody">xxx: åñòü ó êîãî æàáà ïðîãðàììåð <br />xxx: êîò íåìíîãî ïõï çíàåò? <br />yyy: òî ÷òî êîò PHP íåìíîãî çíàåò, ÿ áû åù¸ ìîæåò ïîâåðèë <br />yyy: íî âîò æàáà-ïðîãðàììåð - ýòî òû ïî-ìîåìó çàãíóë</div>
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<div class="quothead"><span><a href="/quote.php?id=17705"><b>#17705</b></a></span> <span><a href="/quote.php?id=17705&vote=plus" onclick="return vote(17705,'plus');">+</a> ( <span class="rate" id="q17705"> 20507 </span> ) <a href="/quote.php?id=17705&vote=minus" onclick="return vote(17705,'minus');">–</a></span></div>
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<div class="quotbody">õõõ: 1Ñ èçíà÷àëüíî ïðîåêòèðîâàëàñü äëÿ íåáîëüøîãî êîëè÷åñòâà ïîëüçîâàòåëåé, ïîýòîìó îïåðàòîðó ïðåäîñòàâëÿëàñü áî'ëüøàÿ ñâîáîäà äåéñòâèé. <br />óóó: ß ñêëîíÿþñü ê âåðñèè ÷òî 1Ñ èçíà÷àëüíî âîîáùå íå ïðîåêòèðîâàëàñü, à ñðàçó ïèñàëàñü.</div>
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<div class="quothead"><span><a href="/quote.php?id=17707"><b>#17707</b></a></span> <span><a href="/quote.php?id=17707&vote=plus" onclick="return vote(17707,'plus');">+</a> ( <span class="rate" id="q17707"> 16743 </span> ) <a href="/quote.php?id=17707&vote=minus" onclick="return vote(17707,'minus');">–</a></span></div>
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<div class="quotbody">xxx: Ó ìåíÿ ñåé÷àñ òàêîå ñòðàííîå ÷óâñòâî <br />xxx: Âîò ïðåäñòàâü, ÷òî òû ëåòèøü íà ñàìîëåòå. È âäðóã òû óçíàåøü, ÷òî äâèãàòåëü ïðèêðåïëåí ê òóðáèíå ðåçèíêîé îò òðóñîâ <br />xxx: Âîò ÿ ñåé÷àñ ïðî÷èòàë äîêè ACPI è î÷åíü ïîõîæåå ÷óâñòâî âîçíèêàåò <br />yyy: Ãû. À ÷òî òàì? <br />xxx: Òàì îïèñàíèå áèíàðÿ â BNF. È â íåì öèêëû. <br />xxx: À åùå âèíäîâîì ïàðñåðå áàãà. À ïðîèçâîäèòåëè æåëåçà ïèøóò ACPI äëÿ ñâîåãî æåëåçà ïî ïðèíöèïó "íà âèíäå ðàáîòàåò, çíà÷èò ñîéäåò" <br />xxx: Èòîãî, 60% òàáëèö íå ñîîòâåòñòâóþò ñòàíäàðòó <br />yyy: Òîãäà ýòî òåáå òîëüêî êàæåòñÿ, ÷òî ýòî ðåçèíêà îò òðóñîâ. Ýòî ðåçèíêà îò òðóñîâ òîëüêî ïî äîêóìåíòàöèè è âíåøíåìó âèäó. Íà ñàìîì äåëå ýòî ðèñóíîê ðåçèíêè îò òðóñîâ, íàïå÷àòàííûé íà òóàëåòíîé áóìàãå</div>
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<div class="quothead"><span><a href="/quote.php?id=17698"><b>#17698</b></a></span> <span><a href="/quote.php?id=17698&vote=plus" onclick="return vote(17698,'plus');">+</a> ( <span class="rate" id="q17698"> 21515 </span> ) <a href="/quote.php?id=17698&vote=minus" onclick="return vote(17698,'minus');">–</a></span></div>
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<div class="quotbody">(î DRM, çàùèòå îò êîïèðîâàíèÿ) <br />— Äèññîöèàòèâíîå Ðàññòðîéñòâî Ìåðêàíòèëüíîñòè — î÷åíü ÷àñòîå ïñèõè÷åñêîå ðàññòðîéñòâî âíóòðåííåé æàáû, âñòðå÷àþùååñÿ ó ðàçðàáîò÷èêîâ èãð, ñîïðîâîæäàåìîå ñèëüíûìè ïðèñòóïàìè ïàðàíîéè.  âîñïðèÿòèè áîëüíîãî åãî èãðà, áóäó÷è óñòàíîâëåííîé íà íåñêîëüêî óñòðîéñòâ, êàê áû ðàñùåïëÿåòñÿ íà ðàçíûå èãðû, çà êîòîðûå, ïî åãî ìíåíèþ, äîëæíî áûòü çàïëà÷åíî îòäåëüíî. Ïðè ýòîì áîëüíîé ñòàíîâèòñÿ îäåðæèì íàâÿç÷èâîé èäååé, ÷òî âñå åãî îáâîðîâûâàþò.  áîëüøèíñòâå ñëó÷àåâ, ýòî ñîïðîâîæäàåòñÿ âèçóàëüíûìè ãàëëþöèíàöèÿìè: áîëüíîìó ìåðåùàòñÿ íåêèå «ïèðàòû». Êîãäà áîëåçíü äîñòèãàåò êðèòè÷åñêîé ñòàäèè ïàöèåíò íà÷èíàåò îáåðåãàòü «ñâîþ ïðåëåñòü» ñ òàêèì óñåðäèåì, ÷òî ïîèãðàòü â íåå ñòàíîâèòñÿ çàòðóäíèòåëüíî äàæå òåì, êòî ÷åñòíî çà âñå çàïëàòèë.</div>
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<div class="quothead"><span><a href="/quote.php?id=17714"><b>#17714</b></a></span> <span><a href="/quote.php?id=17714&vote=plus" onclick="return vote(17714,'plus');">+</a> ( <span class="rate" id="q17714"> 20101 </span> ) <a href="/quote.php?id=17714&vote=minus" onclick="return vote(17714,'minus');">–</a></span></div>
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<div class="quotbody">Íîâîñòü: â ñïîðå, ÷òî ëó÷øå - AMD èëè nVidia - îäèí ïðîãðàììèñò çàðóáèë äðóãîãî òîïîðîì. <br />Ëó÷øèé êàìåíò: Ðàäåîí Ðàñêîëüíèêîâ.</div>
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<div class="quothead"><span><a href="/quote.php?id=17715"><b>#17715</b></a></span> <span><a href="/quote.php?id=17715&vote=plus" onclick="return vote(17715,'plus');">+</a> ( <span class="rate" id="q17715"> 19260 </span> ) <a href="/quote.php?id=17715&vote=minus" onclick="return vote(17715,'minus');">–</a></span></div>
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<div class="quotbody">xxx: åñòü ó êîãî æàáà ïðîãðàììåð <br />xxx: êîò íåìíîãî ïõï çíàåò? <br />yyy: òî ÷òî êîò PHP íåìíîãî çíàåò, ÿ áû åù¸ ìîæåò ïîâåðèë <br />yyy: íî âîò æàáà-ïðîãðàììåð - ýòî òû ïî-ìîåìó çàãíóë</div>
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<div class="quothead"><span><a href="/quote.php?id=17722"><b>#17722</b></a></span> <span><a href="/quote.php?id=17722&vote=plus" onclick="return vote(17722,'plus');">+</a> ( <span class="rate" id="q17722"> 19419 </span> ) <a href="/quote.php?id=17722&vote=minus" onclick="return vote(17722,'minus');">–</a></span></div>
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<div class="quotbody">xxx: èç ìàøèííîãî ïåðåâîäà èíñòðóêöèè ê áûòîâîé òåõíèêå: "ñ 1 ïî 20 ìàÿ ïðîéäóò âûáîðû öåííîñòåé â ðàíãå" (values within range 1 to 20 may be selected)</div>
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<div class="quothead"><span><a href="/quote.php?id=17475"><b>#17475</b></a></span> <span><a href="/quote.php?id=17475&vote=plus" onclick="return vote(17475,'plus');">+</a> ( <span class="rate" id="q17475"> 19325 </span> ) <a href="/quote.php?id=17475&vote=minus" onclick="return vote(17475,'minus');">–</a></span></div>
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<div class="quotbody"><L29Ah> [[ clang++ == *g++ ]] && echo yay <br /><L29Ah> yay <br /><Minoru> «*g++»? Óêàçàòåëè â ìî¸ì øåëëå?</div>
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<div class="quothead"><span><a href="/quote.php?id=17430"><b>#17430</b></a></span> <span><a href="/quote.php?id=17430&vote=plus" onclick="return vote(17430,'plus');">+</a> ( <span class="rate" id="q17430"> 19644 </span> ) <a href="/quote.php?id=17430&vote=minus" onclick="return vote(17430,'minus');">–</a></span></div>
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<div class="quotbody">xxx: Âñå ïðîãðàìèñòû ïîcëå ñìåðòè â àäó âàðÿòñÿ â ãîâíîêîäå :) <br />yyy: íåò, â ãîâíîêîäå ìû âàðèìñÿ óæå ïðè æèçíè, â àäó ìû åãî ðåôàêòîðèì</div>
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<div class="quothead"><span><a href="/quote.php?id=17419"><b>#17419</b></a></span> <span><a href="/quote.php?id=17419&vote=plus" onclick="return vote(17419,'plus');">+</a> ( <span class="rate" id="q17419"> 22285 </span> ) <a href="/quote.php?id=17419&vote=minus" onclick="return vote(17419,'minus');">–</a></span></div>
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<div class="quotbody">"OpenNET: QEMU/KVM è Xen ïîäâåðæåíû óÿçâèìîñòè â êîäå ýìóëÿöèè VGA" <br /> <br />xx: proxmox íà ôîðóìå íàïèñàëè ÷òî ó íèõ ïàäàåò windows â ñðåäå ýìóëÿöèè ïîñëå ïàò÷åé, ïïö. <br />yy: Ïðàâèëüíûé ïàò÷. Ìíîãîöåëåâîé.</div>
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<div class="quothead"><span><a href="/quote.php?id=17414"><b>#17414</b></a></span> <span><a href="/quote.php?id=17414&vote=plus" onclick="return vote(17414,'plus');">+</a> ( <span class="rate" id="q17414"> 19815 </span> ) <a href="/quote.php?id=17414&vote=minus" onclick="return vote(17414,'minus');">–</a></span></div>
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<div class="quotbody">xxx: 600 Ãá ëîãîâ? Ó ìåíÿ >3 ÒÁ áûëî. Äàëüøå òàêæå ìåñòî êîí÷èëîñü. Ïðè÷èíà: ñëó÷àéíî çàïèñü â ëîã âíóòðè öèêëà íàïèñàë, âìåñòî âíå íåãî. Ñòðàííî, ÷òî îíî âîîáùå ðàáîòàëî.</div>
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<div class="quothead"><span><a href="/quote.php?id=17396"><b>#17396</b></a></span> <span><a href="/quote.php?id=17396&vote=plus" onclick="return vote(17396,'plus');">+</a> ( <span class="rate" id="q17396"> 19330 </span> ) <a href="/quote.php?id=17396&vote=minus" onclick="return vote(17396,'minus');">–</a></span></div>
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<div class="quotbody">â îôèñå Apple: <br />- Ìîæåò ñäåëàåì íîâûé äèçàéí? <br />- Òà íå, ìû ìåíÿëè åãî óæå ïàðó ëåò íàçàä, ó êîãî åùå èäåè? <br />- À äàâàéòå èñïðàâèì ãëþêè íà ñòàðûõ äåâàéñàõ? <br />- Çà÷åì? ïóñòü ïîêóïàþò íîâûå! <br />- Äàâàéòå äîáàâèì íîâûå Emoji? <br />- Ãåíèàëüíî! Òàê è ñäåëàåì!</div>
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<div class="quothead"><span><a href="/quote.php?id=17394"><b>#17394</b></a></span> <span><a href="/quote.php?id=17394&vote=plus" onclick="return vote(17394,'plus');">+</a> ( <span class="rate" id="q17394"> 18914 </span> ) <a href="/quote.php?id=17394&vote=minus" onclick="return vote(17394,'minus');">–</a></span></div>
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<div class="quotbody">xxx: Ñàøà, ðå÷ü íå î òîì, ÷òî òåîðåòè÷åñêè âîçìîæíî ïðî÷åñòü ïðîèçâåäåíèÿ êëàññèêè, è äàæå åñòü òå, êòî ïðî÷èòûâàåò. Ìàíóàë àäìèíèñòðàòîðà ôðèÁÇÄè Òû òîæå, íàâåðíî, îäîëåë, è âîçìîæíî, ÷òî íà îäíîì äûõàíèè - Òû ñòàíåøü íà ýòîì îñíîâàíèè óòâåðæäàòü, ÷òî ðåêîìûé ìàíóàë åñòü âûäàþùèéñÿ ïàìÿòíèê ñëîâåñíîñòè, íàïèñàí ëåãêî, óâëåêàòåëüíî è î÷åíü äóøåâíî? <br /> <br />yyy: Ìàíóàë àäìèíèñòðàòîðà ôðèáñä, ñðàâíèòåëüíî ñ îðàêëîâîé äîêóìåíòàöèåé, ýòî âûäàþùèéñÿ, ìàòü åãî òàê, ïàìÿòíèê ñëîâåñíîñòè. Íàïèñàí ëåãêî, óâëåêàòåëüíî, è î÷åíü äóøåâíî.</div>
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<div class="quothead"><span><a href="/quote.php?id=17386"><b>#17386</b></a></span> <span><a href="/quote.php?id=17386&vote=plus" onclick="return vote(17386,'plus');">+</a> ( <span class="rate" id="q17386"> 18888 </span> ) <a href="/quote.php?id=17386&vote=minus" onclick="return vote(17386,'minus');">–</a></span></div>
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<div class="quotbody">> Êîìïàíèÿ Mail.Ru <...> áóäåò ïðåäîñòàâëÿòü óñëóãè êîììåð÷åñêîé ïîääåðæêè ðåøåíèé íà áàçå ñâîáîäíîé ÑÓÁÄ Tarantool <br /> <br />SELECT * FROM cars; <br /> <br />+------+--------------------+ <br />| id | name | <br />+------+--------------------+ <br />| 1 | "Mazda CX-3" | <br />| 2 | "Audi Q1" | <br />| 3 | "BMW X1" | <br />| 4 | "Mazda CX-5" | <br />| 5 | "Cadillac XT5" | <br />| NULL | "Ñïóòíèê@Mail.Ru" | <br />| NULL | "Guard@Mail.ru" | <br />| NULL | "Àãåíò@Mail.ru " | <br />| NULL | "Mail.ru Updater" | <br />+------+--------------------+</div>
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<div class="quothead"><span><a href="/quote.php?id=17381"><b>#17381</b></a></span> <span><a href="/quote.php?id=17381&vote=plus" onclick="return vote(17381,'plus');">+</a> ( <span class="rate" id="q17381"> 19273 </span> ) <a href="/quote.php?id=17381&vote=minus" onclick="return vote(17381,'minus');">–</a></span></div>
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<div class="quotbody">Äåëî â òîì, ÷òî ëþáûå íîâûå ôè÷è C++ äîëæíû ïðîéòè ÷åðåç êîìèòåò òð¸õ ôàíàòèêîâ. <br /> <br />Ïåðâûé ôàíàòèê îáîæàåò èñêëþ÷åíèÿ. Âñ¸ ñîáðàíèå ýòîò âîð÷ëèâûé ñòàðèê êàæåòñÿ ñïÿùèì, íî â ñàìûé íåóäîáíûé ìîìåíò âñêàêàèâàåò è ïåðåáèâàåò ãîâîðÿùåãî êðèêîì «è òóò ìû áðîñàåì èñêëþ÷åíèå!» Ïîñëå ýòîãî êîíå÷íî âñ¸ ëîìàåòñÿ. Ýòîò ñòàðèê ìàëî êîìó íðàâèòñÿ, íî âñå âûíóæäåíû åãî òåðïåòü. <br /> <br />Âòîðîé ôàíàòèê îáîæàåò øàáëîíû. Ëþáóþ ôè÷ó îí íåæíî îáîðà÷èâàåò â øàáëîíû, êîòîðûå çàâîðà÷èâàåò â øàáëîíû, êîòîðûå çàâîðà÷èâàåò â øàáëîíû… ïîêà îíà îïÿòü íå ñëîìàåòñÿ.  ñâîáîäíîå âðåìÿ ïûòàåòñÿ íàïèñàòü ïðîãðàììó ïî âû÷èñëåíèþ ñìûñëà æèçíè è âîîáùå íà ýòàïå êîìïèëÿöèè. <br /> <br />Òðåòèé ôàíàòèê, ñàìûé ìîëîäîé, îáîæàåò âñ¸ ïàðàëëåëüíîå.  îòëè÷èå îò äðóãèõ, îí íå êðèòèêóåò ñðàçó. Îí ñ ýíòóçèàçìîì õâàòàåòñÿ çà ïðåäëîæåííóþ ôè÷ó, ñðàçó ïåðåâîäèò åãî â ïàðàëëåëüíîñòü, óáåæäàåòñÿ ÷òî âñ¸ ëîìàåòñÿ è ñî âçäîõîì «â íàø âåê ïàðàëëåëüíîãî ïðîãðàììèðîâàíèÿ òàê äåëàòü íåëüçÿ» îòïðàâëÿåò ôè÷ó â êîðçèíó. Ãîâîðÿò, ó íåãî ìíîæåñòâî ëè÷íîñòåé, êîòîðûå äðóã ïåðåáèâàþò ÷àñòî äðóãà.</div>
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<div class="quothead"><span><a href="/quote.php?id=17375"><b>#17375</b></a></span> <span><a href="/quote.php?id=17375&vote=plus" onclick="return vote(17375,'plus');">+</a> ( <span class="rate" id="q17375"> 34347 </span> ) <a href="/quote.php?id=17375&vote=minus" onclick="return vote(17375,'minus');">–</a></span></div>
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<div class="quotbody">êëèåíò: Íåïèíãóåòñÿ õîñò serv29. Ïîñìîòðèòå ÷òî ñ íèì. <br />àäìèí: Ïîñìîòðåë íà íåãî, ïèíã ïîÿâèëñÿ. <br />êëèåíò: À ÷òî ñ íèì áûëî? <br />àäìèí: õç. ÿ òîëüêî ïîñìîòåë. Ìîãó îáúÿñíèòü ýòî ïðèíèöèïîì íåîïðåäåëåííîñòè: íàáëþäåíèå âëèÿåò íà ðåçóëüòàò.</div>
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<div class="quotbody">ýòî ãåíèàëüíî - âûðÿäèòüñÿ â êîñòþì ïèíãâèíà è õîäèòü ïî óëèöå, ïðèñòàâàÿ ê ëþäÿì ñ âîïðîñîì: "íå õîòèòå ëè âû ïîãîâîðèòü î ëèíóêñå?" Ïîñëå ÷åãî âðó÷àòü áðîøþðêè ïðî gentoo... õÄ</div>
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<div class="quotbody">Îáñóæäåíèå ðîññèéñêîãî ìîíîáëîêà "Òàâîëãà": <br />zzz: "Êàê íàì ïîÿñíèëè â êîìïàíèè "???", "íå õîòåëîñü ïðèäóìûâàòü î÷åðåäíîå áåçëèêîå ëàòèíèçèðîâàííîå íàçâàíèå, îáû÷íî àññîöèèðóþùååñÿ ñ IT, èëè àááðåâèàòóðó. Íàì õîòåëîñü, ÷òîáû íàçâàíèå áûëî óçíàâàåìî ðóññêèì, à íå ïñåâäî-çàïàäíûì, ìåëîäè÷íûì è ïðè ýòîì íå áàíàëüíûì – âîò òàê èç ìíîæåñòâà âàðèàíòîâ âûáðàëè Òàâîëãó"." <br /> <br />ñêîðî òàê íà÷íóò è êîäèòü íà êèðèëè...àõ, íó äà <br /> <br />xxx: Ïðîöåññîð Intel Core i5-5287U <br /> <br />yyy: Òàâîëãà, èëè Ëàáà&#769;çíèê (ëàò. Filip&#233;ndula) — ðîä ìíîãîëåòíèõ òðàâ ñåìåéñòâà Ðîçîâûå (Rosaceae). Íàñ÷èòûâàåò 10—13 âèäîâ[3], ïðîèçðàñòàþùèõ â óìåðåííîé çîíå Ñåâåðíîãî ïîëóøàðèÿ. <br />Ñàäîâîå ïðèìåíåíèå: <br />Âåëèêîëåïíî îòïóãèâàåò ìóõ, êîìàðîâ, ñëåïíåé. <br /> <br />Ïîõîäó ïîïàëè â òî÷êó <br /> <br />zzz: Òàê ðåáÿòà òàì çäîðîâåííûé ôóìèãàòîð íà ïÿòîì êîðå çàïèëèëè</div>
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<div class="quotbody">Grother: âñå çíàþò ìíîãî èñòîðèé ïðî òî, êàê øàìïóíü èëè åù¸ êàêàÿ õðåíü â âàííîé ïóòàëàñü ñ å¸ êðåìîì äëÿ äåïèëÿöèè. Íî ìàëî êîìó èçâåñòíû èñòîðèè î òîì, êàê îíà ìàçàëà ïðûùè èç ñèìïàòè÷íîãî ìàëåíüêîãî òþáèêà ñ íåïîíÿòíûì íàçâàíèåì Pasta silikonova termoprzewodzaca.</div>
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<div class="quotbody">xxx: Ñâåæå-ðîäèâøèéñÿ àíåêäîò - ñêîëüêî íóæíî àéòèøíèêîâ ÷òîáû ïåðåòêíóòü ñåðâåð â äðóãóþ ïîäñåòü? <br />xxx: Îòâåò: ïÿòü. Äâà òåñòèðîâùèêà, äâà èíæíåðà è àäìèí. <br />xxx: Òåñòèðîâùèêàì íóæíî íî îíè íå çíàþò, èíæåíåðû çíàþò íî èì íåëüçÿ. À àäìèí ïóñòèë âñåõ â ñåðâåðíóþ.</div>
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<div class="quotbody">Ïðîãðàììèñòó ïî áàãàì ïðîãðàììû: <br />1.Ïðè âûáîðå äàòû ïîñòîÿííî âûëåòàåò íåîáðàáàòûâàåìîå èñêëþ÷åíèå. <br />2.Åñëè íàæàòü íà êíîïêó "ôèëüòð" ïîêà èä¸ò ñîçäàíèå ôèëüòðà - âîçíèêàåò íåîáðàáàòûâàåìîå èñêëþ÷åíèå. <br />Îòâåò: <br />Ï.1 Ýòî îøèáêà íå ïðîãðàììû à å¸ îêðóæåíèÿ, ò.å. ïîôèêñè âèíäó. <br />Ï.2 êóäà òû òîðîïèøüñÿ?</div>
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<div class="quotbody">Îáñóæäåíèå ReactOS 0.4 íà ËÎÐå: <br /> <br />Oxdeadbeef: Îíî ìîæåò â x86_64? <br /> <br />Jedi-to-be: Ìîæåò, íî ïîêà íåò.</div>
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<div class="quotbody"><dsmirnov> íà ñóïåðìèêðî è â îòâðàòèòåëüíûõ øêàôàõ ..... à âû ëàáóòåíû, ëàáóòåíû ....</div>
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<div class="quotbody">ðàçðàá: äåïëîèì. 20 ïåíäèíãîâ <br />òåñòåð: áîæå, ñîõðàíè <br />ðàçðàá: íå ïîìîæåò, ìåñòî íà îáëàêå çàêîí÷èëîñü</div>
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<div class="quotbody">xxx: Ïðîãðàììíî-àïïàðàòíàÿ ïëàòôîðìà óäàëåííîãî àäìèíèñòðèðîâàíèÿ àâòîìàòèçèðîâàííûõ ñèñòåì. Ñîêðàùåííî - ÏÀÏÓÀÑ</div>
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<div class="quotbody">Nick> ×òî âû âîîáùå ïîíèìàåòå â òîðìîçíûõ ñåðâåðàõ <br />Nick> Ìîé ïèøåò “System information disabled due to load higher than 1.0” <br />Nick> Âîò òîëüêî ïðè ýòîì âèëêà ëîêàëêè ðÿäîì íà ñòîëå ëåæèò, âûíóòàÿ èç ñåòåâóõè <br />Nick> Äëÿ ñåëåðîíà 400, â êîòîðûé ÷åðåç PCI-àäàïòåð SATA âîòêíóò òåðàáàéòíèê… <br />Nick> äà äëÿ íåãî ïðîñòî äûøàòü — è òî óæå ôèçêóëüòóðà</div>
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<div class="quotbody">Ìîé ìèð íèêîãäà íå ñòàíåò ïðåæíèì. Ñåãîäíÿ ÿ óçíàë, ÷òî RoHS ýòî íå íàçâàíèå êèòàéñêîé ôèðìû ïî âûïóñêó ýëåêòðîííûõ êîìïîíåíòîâ, à äèðåêòèâà ïî ñîäåðæàíèþ â íèõ âðåäíûõ âåùåñòâ</div>
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<div class="quotbody">Åëåíà: Äàëè ñòðîèòåëÿì ïðîåêò, îíè ñòðîèëè-ñòðîèëè è íàêîíåö ïîñòðîèëè. Ïðèåçæàåò çàêàç÷èê.  ãðóíòå âûêîïàíà öèëèíäðè÷åñêàÿ ÿìà ìåòðîâ 15 â ãëóáèíó. Íà äíå ñèÿåò ïðîæåêòîð. Çàêàç÷èê ïåðåâîðà÷èâàåò ÷åðò¸æ íà 180 ãðàäóñîâ è ãîâîðèò: “Âñ¸ õîðîøî, íî ïî ïðîåêòó çäåñü äîëæåí áûë áûòü ÌÀßÊ”. <br />Dmitry: Áîæåíüêè ìîè ))))) <br />Åëåíà: íåìíîæêî ïîõîæå íà èñòîðèþ èç æèçíè ïðîãðàììèñòîâ <br />Dmitry: àãà ) òîëüêî ïðîãðàììèñò ìîæåò ïîòîì ðåøèòü, ÷òî áóäåò ëåã÷å âñå êîðàáëè ñäåëàòü ïîäçåìíûìè, ÷åì ïåðåäåëûâàòü ìàÿê.</div>
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<div class="quotbody">Kikimorra: Èçó÷àþ äæàâàñêðèïò íà îíëàéí-êóðñàõ. ×óâàê ó äîñêè ðàññêàçûâàåò, êàê óäàëÿòü íîäû. Ïðèâîäèìàÿ â ïðèìåð âåá-ñòðàíèöà âûãëÿäèò òàê: <br /> <br />It's a nice day! <br />è êíîïêà <br />Delete all children! <br /> <br />Ïðÿì êîäèøü è ÷óâñòâóåøü, êàê ðîãà ñ õâîñòîì ïðîðàñòàþò >.<</div>
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<div class="quotbody">xxx:ïîñëå àïäåéòà âèíäà âçÿëà è ïåðåñòàâèëà ïàíåëü çàäà÷ ñëåâà îáðàòíî âíèç <br />xxx:ìîë, íå âû¸áûâàéñÿ <br />õõõ:òåáå íå óáóíòà</div>
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<div class="quotbody">aaa: Åñòü æå ñïåöèàëüíûå äëÿ òà÷ñêðèíîâ, òàì êîí÷èêè ïàëüöåâ ñäåëàíû èç ïðîâîäÿùåãî ìàòåðèàëà. <br />bbb: Îî, êàê îíè íàçûâàþòñÿ? À òî ÿ âèäåë òîëüêî âÿçàíûå igloves, êîòîðûå ðâóòñÿ ÷åðåç ìåñÿö èñïîëüçîâàíèÿ, È â ìîðîç â íèõ íå ïîõîäèøü. <br />ccc: Êóïèòå ìåòàëëèçèðîâàííûå íèòêè è ñäåëàéòå íåñêîëüêî ñòåæêîâ ïîä ïîäóøå÷êàìè ïàëüöåâ. Íà÷èíàéòå ïðîøèâàòü èçíóòðè îñòàâèâ êîíåö íèòêè ïîñëå óçåëêà ïîäëèííåå, ÷òîáû îáåñïå÷èòü ëó÷øóþ ïðîâîäèìîñòü. <br />ddd: — Êàê òû ðàáîòàåøü ñ àéïàäîì â ïåð÷àòêàõ? <br />— ß èõ ïåðåïðîøèë.</div>
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<div class="quotbody"><> íåò íè÷åãî ïðèÿòíåå òåïëîãî ëàìïîâîãî äèàëàïà... <br /><> êîãäà æóææàíèå ôðåçû ñëèâàåòñÿ ñ çâóêàìè õýíäøåéêà â ãàðìîíè÷íóþ ìåëîäèþ?</div>
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<div class="quotbody">[15:15:56] r@ttler: ãîâíî óñïåøíî ïðèëåïëåíî è îòòåñòèðîâàíî. ãîâíî îêàçàëîñü ãîâíîì <br />[15:16:05] ZimM: âíåçàïíî <br />[15:17:30] r@ttler: íó ÿ ïîêà åãî ïðèëåïëÿë ìíå àæ ïðèâèäèëàñü êàðòèíà: çàìîê ðàçðàáà ãîâíà. äîðîãà ê íåìó óâåí÷àíà êîñòûëÿìè. êàê âîò êîïüÿ âåøàëè ñ ÷åðåïàìè âðàãîâ, òàê òóò êîñòûëè ñ ÷åðåïàìè ðàçðàáîâ <br />[15:17:59] r@ttler: è òàáëè÷êà íà âîðîòàõ "îñòàâü ñâîé ìîçã, âñÿê ñþäà âõîäÿùèé"</div>
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<div class="quotbody">Åñëè áû âðà÷è áûëè ÈÒ-øíèêàìè: <br /> <br />- Ó ìåíÿ íå ðàáîòàåò êëàâèàòóðà. <br /> <br />- Ñäàéòå ïðîáû íà ïîäêëàâèàòóðíûé ñàõàð è ëàêòîçó, ñäåëàéòå ðåíòãåí è ôóíêöèîíàëüíûé òåñò êëàâèø.... <br />[÷åðåç 2 ìåñÿöà è 20 òûñÿ÷ ðóáëåé]...Äåéñòâèòåëüíî, îáíàðóæåíà êàðàìåëüíàÿ áëÿøêà ïîä ïðîáåëîì. <br /> <br />- ×òî æå äåëàòü? <br /> <br />- Âàì ïîêàçàíà êîíñåðâàòèâíàÿ òåðàïèÿ: åæåäíåâíî ïîñòóêèâàéòå 15 ìèíóò ïî ïåðåâåðíóòîé êëàâèàòóðå, çàòåì 15 ìèíóò ïðîòèðàéòå êëàâèøó ñïèðòîì, ïîòîì ðàçðàáàòûâàéòå êëàâèøó âðó÷íóþ. Äî êîíöà ñðîêà ñëóæáû âàøåãî ñèñòåìíîãî áëîêà ñòàðàéòåñü êàê ìîæíî ðåæå è àêêóðàòíåå ïîëüçîâàòüñÿ ïðîáåëîì. Ïîñòàâüòå âèðòóàëüíóþ êëàâèàòóðó è ïå÷àòàéòå ìûøêîé.</div>
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<div class="quotbody">ZimM: íóó... with great power comes great responsibility <br />r@ttler: great chances to shoot your own leg <br />ZimM: íó ýòî äà. äðóãîå äåëî, ÷òî äëÿ ýòîãî âñå ðàâíî íóæíî ïîñòàðàòüñÿ <br />r@ttler: work hard to shoot your own leg? <br />r@ttler: íó òîãäà òû ñîâñåì ëîë <br />r@ttler: âïàäëî áûëî äåëàòü ïî-íîðìàëüíîìó, ïîòîìó ïîìó÷àëñÿ è òàêè ñäåëàë ÷åðåç æîïó <br />ZimM: íó, ÿ äóìàë, ÷òî îòñòðåëþ ñåáå ôàëàíãó ìèçèíöà, à îòîðâàë ïîë-òóëîâèùà, ïîòîìó ÷òî ïîë-òóëîâèùà ìíå ïîêàçàëèñü ïîõîæèìè íà ôàëàíãó ìèçèíöà...</div>
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<div class="quotbody">xxx: Âîò ãîâîðÿò èíîãäà "çîîïàðê áðàóçåðîâ" (îïåðàöèîííûõ ñèñòåì, æåëåçîê è òàê äàëåå), à ÿ òóò âíåçàïíî ïîíÿë, ÷òî ó ìåíÿ ñàìûé íàñòîÿùèé áîðäåëü âèðòóàëüíûõ ìàøèí. Ïîòîìó ÷òî èõ ó ìåíÿ ÷åòûðå, íàçâàíû æåíñêèìè èìåíàìè, ÷òîáû áûñòðî ðàçëè÷àòü, è ÿ ñ íèìè òðàõàþñü. Ïðè÷¸ì â äàííûé ìîìåíò ñî âñåìè ÷åòûðüìÿ îäíîâðåìåííî, ïîòîìó ÷òî äåëàþ ëàáîðàòîðíóþ ïî ñåòÿì.</div>
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<div class="quotbody">Val: ÑØÀ ïðîâåëè òðåòüå è ïîñëåäíåå èñïûòàíèå íîâîé àòîìíîé áîìáû B61-12. Áîìáó áåç çàðÿäà, â ñîîòâåòñòâèè ñ ìåæäóíàðîäíûì äîãîâîðîì î çàïðåòå ÿäåðíûõ âçðûâîâ, ñáðîñèëè ñ èñòðåáèòåëÿ F-15E íà ïîëèãîíå "Òîíîïà" â Íåâàäå 20 îêòÿáðÿ. <br />Val: êàêîå èíòåðåñíîå èñïûòàíèå. Ïðè óäàðå î çåìëþ îíà âûáðîñèëà ôëàæîê "ÁÓÌ"? <br />Êèð: Îòïðàâèëà â òâèòòåð "ÁÄÛÙ!" - îíà æû âûñîêîòåõíîëîãè÷íàÿ</div>
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<div class="quotbody">dimgel: (ññûëêà íà ëåíòó.ðó) "Linux.Encoder.1 — îòíîñèòñÿ ê êëàññó òðîÿíöåâ-øèôðîâàëüùèêîâ. Ïîñëå çàïóñêà ñ ïðàâàìè àäìèíèñòðàòîðà..." <br />Áãã. Åù¸ ñòî ëåò íàçàä øóòêà õîäèëà ïðî ëèíóêñîâûå âèðóñû: "ðàñïàêóéòå ìåíÿ ïîæàëóéñòà è ïðîïèøèòå â àâòîçàïóñê äåìîíîì îò èìåíè ðóòà". <br />dimgel: ß ñìîòðþ, íè õåðà íå ìåíÿåòñÿ â ýòîé æèçíè. <br />garik: íà åù¸ íàäî ïàðó ïàò÷åé íàéòè è íàêàòèòü <br />garik: èíà÷å íå ñêîìïèëèòñÿ <br />dimgel: îáÿçàòåëüíî <br />dimgel: ïðè÷¸ì äëÿ ðàçíûõ äèñòðîâ ïàò÷è áóäóò ðàçíûå <br />dimgel: Íàðîä! Êàê ïðîïàò÷èòü Linux.Encoder.1 ïîä FreeBSD?!</div>
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<div class="quotbody">xxx: êîãäà ÷èòàþ òàêèå îãðàíè÷åíèÿ äóðàöêèå, õî÷åòñÿ ñïðîñèòü, êàêèì ìåñòîì ïèøóòñÿ äðàéâåðà <br />yyy: Íî òóò õîòü ïëþñ, ÷òî îí ñàì íå ïàäàåò, à îøèáêó òîëüêî âûäà¸ò. <br />xxx: àíäðîèä ðàçðàáîò÷èê... <br />xxx: íó õîðîøî õîòü íå ïàäàåò âìåñòå ñ ñèñòåìîé!! <br />xxx: à òî ÷òî âñ¸ â ãîâíå è íå ðàáîòàåò ýòî ìåëî÷è <br />xxx: äàëüøå áóäåò "íó õîòü íå ñíîñèò ñèñòåìó" <br />xxx: "íó õîòü íå âûæèãàåò ãïó" <br />yyy: "íó, õîòü íå âûæèãàåò ãëàçà" <br />xxx: "íó õîòü íå ïîäêëþ÷àåòñÿ ê ñêàéíåòó è íå âûæèãàåò ïîâåðõíîñòü ïëàíåòû" <br />yyy: "íó, õîòÿ áû íå óíè÷òîæàåò âñåëåííóþ" <br />xxx: âîò âèäèøü, ïîâåçëî-òî êàê!</div>
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<div class="quotbody">îáñóæäåíèå ñòðàííîãî ðåçóëüòàòà òðåéñðîóòà <br />[19:27:36] ZimM: ïðîáèë ïî ãåîèï. ðåàëüíî Europe, íî åñëè ïî êîîðäèíàòàì ãëÿíóòü - òî øâåéöàðèÿ <br />[19:28:01] r@ttler: è ïðîáåé ñîñåäíèé. ðåàëüíî ñøà? <br />[19:28:30] ZimM: ðåàëüíî ñøà <br />[19:28:49] r@ttler: íó çíà÷èò ëîë <br />[19:29:01] r@ttler: ñòî ðàç òóäà-ñþäà ïî òðàíñàòëàíòèêå? <br />[19:29:08] ZimM: íó à õóëå <br />[19:29:14] r@ttler: âîêðóã ñâåòà çà 80 õîïîâ?</div>
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<div class="quotbody">xxx: "Êàê ïåðåñòàòü þçàòü ÷óæîé êîä è íàó÷èòüñÿ ïðîãàòü ñàìîñòîÿòåëüíî", íîâûé áåñòñåëëåð Àëàí Êàððà</div>
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<div class="quotbody">xx: Ôëåø óìåð, google åãî âûïèëèò ñêîðî :) <br /> <br />yy: Äæîáñ òîæå òàê ãîâîðèë) <br /> <br />zz: Äæîáñà óæå áîã (èëè êòóëõó, èëè ìàòðèöà - êîìó ÷òî íðàâèòñÿ) âûïèëèë, à ôëýø åùå áàðàõòàåòñÿ <br /> <br />tt: Íó ðàçâå íå ÿñíî, ÷òî ýòî ôëåø åãî è âûïèëèë?</div>
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<div class="quotbody">Ê íîâîñòè "Îòå÷åñòâåííûé çàùèù¸ííûé Linux-äèñòðèáóòèâ Çàðÿ ãîòîâ ê âíåäðåíèþ": <br /> <br />xxx: Òåïåðü áóäåò ñáîðêà-ðàçáîðêà íå òîëüêî àâòîìàòà, íî è ÿäðà. Íîðìàòèâ 3 ìèíóòû.</div>
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<div class="quotbody">Ñ Õàáðà: <br />Ñìîòðåëè Last Exile, ãäå áûëè øàõìàòû äëÿ âîçäóøíûõ êîðàáëåé — ñ ôèêñàöèåé? Âîò òåðìîñ äëÿ ïîåçäà. Ó íåãî ãîðëûøêî êàê ó ÷àéíèêà, íî îíî ïåðåêðûòî. Êíîïêà íà ðó÷êå îòêðûâàåò âîçìîæíîñòü ëèòü èç òåðìîñà íàðóæó. Ýòî êëàññèêà ñòðàõîâêè îò îøèáîê. Ïîëüçîâàòüñÿ ïîòåíöèàëüíî îïàñíîé ôóíêöèåé ìîæíî òîëüêî ñîçíàòåëüíî. <br />[...] <br />Ýòî åù¸ è çàùèòà îò äóðàêà, â ÷àñòíîñòè, âàæíàÿ äëÿ òåõíèêè áåçîïàñíîñòè. Ó íàñ íà ïðîèçâîäñòâå åñòü ñòàíîê, êîòîðûé óìååò ïðîøèáàòü ãèëüîòèííûì íîæèêîì ñðàçó îãðîìíóþ ïà÷êó áóìàãè. Òàê âîò, ÷òîáû åãî çàïóñòèòü íóæíî: <br /> <br />1) Ïîëîæèòü áóìàãó ïîä äàò÷èê áóìàãè <br />2) Ïîëîæèòü ëåâóþ ðóêó íà ëåâóþ ïóñêîâóþ êíîïêó äàëåêî ñëåâà <br />3) Ïðàâóþ ðóêó — íà ïðàâóþ ïóñêîâóþ êíîïêó äàëåêî ñïðàâà <br />4) Íàæàòü ïåäàëü íîãîé (â ýòîì ïîëîæåíèè ôèçè÷åñêè íåâîçìîæíî çàñóíóòü ãîëîâó â ðàáî÷óþ îáëàñòü ñòàíêà) <br />5) Íàæàòü îáå ïóñêîâûå êíîïêè îäíîâðåìåííî <br />6) Íî, âèäèìî, ðàáî÷èå íàó÷èëèñü äåéñòâîâàòü âäâî¸ì èëè áëîêèðîâàòü êíîïêè — è ïîýòîìó åù¸ íóæíî óáðàòü âñ¸ èç ðàáî÷åé çîíû, ÷òîáû èíôðàêðàñíûå ëó÷è íå ïåðåñåêàëèñü. Òîëüêî ïîñëå ýòîãî ñëó÷èòñÿ ïóñê.</div>
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<div class="quotbody">Àðõèòåêòîðû, åìàå, ýòî èñòî÷íèê íåñêîí÷àåìîãî óìèëåíèÿ. Ïëàíåðêà, ðàçáîð êàêîãî-òî ëåãàñè ìîäóëÿ. Ãîâîðÿò ïåðåïèñûâàòü áóäåì. Àðõèòåêòîð åãî àíàëèçèðîâàë íåäåëþ. ×èòàë òàì êîä, êîìïèëèë ÷òî-òî, âèðòóàëîê ïîäíÿë êó÷ó, äóìàë ñïåêó, õîäèë êóðèòü êàæäûå 15 è ïîñàäèë êàðòðèäæ â ïðèíòåðå. Âîò âûõîäèò ýòîò ìåãà÷åëîâå÷å ê âàéòáîðäó äîêëàäûâàòü êîììàíäå îá óñòðîéñòâå ýòîé âóíäåðâàôëè. Áåðåò ìàðêåð, äîëãî äóìàåò, ðèñóåò êðóæîê. Åùå äóìàåò, çàêðàøèâàåò. Äóìàåò åùå, ðèñóåò âõîäÿùóþ ñòðåëêó. Ïîòîì åùå èñõîäÿùóþ. Ïîâîðà÷èâàåòñÿ ê êîììàíäå: <br /> <br />--  îáùåì, êîëëåãè, ýòî æîïà. Ðàáîòàåò âñå ÷åðåç íåå. À òåïåðü ïîñìîòðèì äåìó è îáñóäèì áàãè. <br /> <br />ß âîîáùå óäèâëåí ÷òî â îíè â ñâîé UML äî ñèõ ïîð ñòàíäàðòíûé ñèìâîë íå äîáàâèëè.</div>
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<div class="quotbody">xxx: Î, Áîæå! ß íà÷èíàþ ïîëó÷àòü êàéô îò ïîëüçîâàíèÿ ëèíóêñîì... Ðàçâåðíóë óáóíòó, ïîíàäîáèëîñü ïàðó ïðîãðàìì ïîñòàâèòü, ÿ åìó ïèøó â êîíñîëè àïòãåò èíñòàëë ñî ñïèñêîì æåëàåìîãî, à îí ñàì èùåò, ñòàâèò è íàñòðàèâàåò, è íå íàäî äèñòðèáóòèâû èñêàòü, ïî ñàéòàì ëàçèòü, êà÷àòü...</div>
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<div class="quotbody">xxx: 40 Âàòò, áûâàëè ó ÀÌÄ è ïîìîùíåå, åñëè âû ïîíèìàåòå... <br />yyy: ó ìåíÿ áûë ïåíòèóì D <br />yyy: ýòèì âñå ñêàçàíî <br />yyy: êîãäà ÿ çàïóñêàë ýêëèïñ - çèìîé íàñòóïàëî ëåòî <br />zzz: ó ìåíÿ òîæå ãðååò êîìíàòó õîðîøî :) <br />zzz: ñåé÷àñ 80 ãðàäóñîâ <br />xxx: äà ýòî íå êîìíàòà - ýòî áàíÿ ))) <br />yyy: æèâó÷èé îäíàêî <br />yyy: ìîé ñïàëèë òðè ìàìêè <br />yyy: ó âñåõ äèàãíîç - ìèêðîòðåùèíû <br />yyy: ýòî áûëà ñåðåäèíà 2000õ, îáû÷íûé îôèñíûé êîðïóñ, ïîòîëîê ðåãèñòðèðîâàë ïðèìåðíî 120 ãðàäóñîâ <br />yyy: ÿ ëåòîì ìîðîçèë ëåä è êðîøèë åãî â ìèñêó ïåðåä âîçäóõîçàáîðíûì îòâåðñòèåì <br />yyy: è ìåíÿë åãî ðàç â ÷àñ <br />yyy: êîãäà ãðóçèëàñü ìîÿ âèíäà, çàïîòåâàëè îêíà ñîñåäíèõ äîìîâ <br />yyy: îäíàæäû, êîãäà ÿ àðõèâèðîâàë ñåðèàë íà ôëåøêó, ó÷åíûå îòìåòèëè ãëîáàëüíîå ïîòåïëåíèå íà 5 ãðàäóñîâ <br />yyy: êàæäûé ðàç, êàê ÿ êîìïèëèðîâàë ïðîåêò, â àíòàðêòèäå ñåìåéñòâî ïèíãâèíîâ îñòàâàëîñü áåç ãíåçäà <br />xxx: ìíå êàæåòñÿ, ÷òî ×àê òåáå íà÷èíàåò çàâèäîâàòü <br />yyy: ÷àê ïðèõîäèë êî ìíå äîìîé ðàçãîðåâàòü ñâîé çàâòðàê <br />yyy: ñâîé ïðîöåññîð ÿ îòäàë ó÷åíûì, è â èòîãå îí ëåã â îñíîâó ÈÒÝÐ</div>
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<div class="quotbody">— ×åëîâåê, êîòîðûé ðàáîòàåò â ÈÁ, íå çíàåò, ÷òî òàêîå NDA? <br />— Ìîæåò áûòü åìó ïî NDA íåëüçÿ ãîâîðèòü, ÷òî çíàåò?</div>
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<div class="quotbody">duzorg: <br />Ó êîíäèöèîíåðà çàêëèíèëî äðåíàæ è âñÿ âîäà âûëèëàñü âíóòðü ñåðâåðíîé. Áëàãî ÿ òóäà ñëó÷àéíî çàø¸ë. Òàì ñåðâàêè ñòîÿëè íà äåðåâÿííîé ñòîëåøíèöå, à å¸ âîäîé ðàçìûëî, îíà ïîñåðåäèíå ãäå òî íà 15-20ñì ïðîãíóëàñü. Åùå áû íåìíîãî è ðóõíóëè áû âñå ñåðâàêè íà ïîë. Òûñÿ÷ íà 100 ïîïàëè áû... <br />Èëè ñêîðåå äàæå áîëüøå ÷åì íà 100. <br />duzorg: <br />À â ñåðâåðíóþ ÿ çàø¸ë, ïîòîìó ÷òî ìèêðîòèê çàâèñ. À ìèêðîòèê âïåðâûå çà 4 ãîäà çàâèñ. %) <br />Funkryer: <br />âîò òàê ïîâåçëî <br />îòëè÷íûé áûë áû îòçûâ î ìèêðîòèêå =) <br />ìîë çàâèñ 1 ðàç çà 4 ãîäà è òî òîëüêî äëÿ òîãî, ÷òîáû ñïàñòè íàøè ñåðâàêè <br />duzorg: <br />Íå òîëüêî ðàáîòàåò ñòàáèëüíî, íî è çàáîòèòñÿ î ñòàáèëüíîé ðàáîòå ðÿäîì íàõîäÿùåãîñÿ îáîðóäîâàíèÿ ))) <br />duzorg: <br />Íà ñàìîì äåëå ìîæåò åãî îò áîëüøîé âëàæíîñòè ÷¸ íèòü êëèíàíóëî... õç... <br />Funkryer: <br />íó, íà÷àë, íå ïîðòü ìàãèþ!</div>
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<div class="quotbody">xxx: êîíñòðóêòîð çàïðîñîâ êàê âñåãäà ãåíòàëåí <br />xxx: :( <br />xxx: õì õîòåë íàïèñàòü ãåíèàëåí, íî ãåíèòàëåí òîæå ïîéäåò</div>
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