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<p>所以,我在军训了。。。但是没什么感觉,因为现在已经是深秋了,还恰好赶上雨季(真是心疼那些8、9月份就军训的)风吹的舒服的很,如果天空落下雨滴的时候,心里就想着&amp;mdash;&amp;mdash;让暴风雨来的更猛烈些吧!(不过通常情况就是原本就小的雨势越来越小,然后我顶着个懊恼的心情继续站着)</p>
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<p>军训第一天上午雨下的挺大,本来是要开个开学典礼暨军训开营仪式(但是为什么开学快半个月才弄开学典礼啊)然后让我们进到主席台旁的观众席上,不幸的是雨水打在上面的护栏上,还是让水一台阶一台阶的流下来,搞的我屁股都湿♂了,可是比起哪些一直在淋雨的学院,我还算幸运的。。。哈哈,所以也不能再抱怨什么。</p>
<p>最后还是放我们回去整理内务了,嗯,其实就是摸了,好像我就在床上看了会无脑爽文就摸过去了&amp;mdash;&amp;mdash;没什么意思,下午就是军训正式开始了,我们的教官挺随和的,不会太刁难我们&amp;mdash;&amp;mdash;所以更摸了!这可能是我觉得军训无聊的原因吧,一小半时间都是废废的整队无聊时间,然后我们是匕首操队,风气有点懒散(这可能跟我有关,从小到大我都有种象征&amp;mdash;&amp;mdash;所在的集体对比其它集体都会有点摸,诶,可能我有成为摸鱼之王的潜质吧)</p>
<p>第二天就一整天天气都挺好,所以摸不了,可怜,然后训练的时候,无非就是趁在教官目光死角时摸摸鱼然后在压腿拉韧带时鄙视鄙视那些稍微拉一下就嗷嗷直叫的人(可能跟我一年级在舞蹈队待过的原因,身体柔韧性在平均水准之上&amp;mdash;&amp;mdash;不过随着长大之后越来越摸,一字马很早就下不去了,不免是桩憾事)</p>
<p>然后就是晚上的教军歌唱歌的时候了,然后就是什么拉歌什么军式笑话横行的时间了,这些笑话本身并不高明,但在那种环境下,有能笑得东西已经不错了!然后教官分配任务,什么要做个用纸什么的做个匕首啦(毕竟我们是匕首操方队嘛),然后抄一抄歌词啦,回去时,我一边吹水一边做匕首,然后我本来是想把任务二合一将歌词抄在匕首上的,妄图给这把匕首附上精神伤害,可惜胶带已经捆上了只好作罢,另外这把匕首是用肉松饼的盒子做的,所以我将这把匕首命名为&amp;mdash;&amp;mdash;肉松匕!</p>
<p>然后上床修炼一下“功法”到一点半就睡了。。。之后半夜三点醒来时恍然听到下雨声。。。做的梦气氛也挺安详的,跟学校学习还有饭堂有关&amp;mdash;&amp;mdash;早上起来,看着外面,下着雨&amp;mdash;&amp;mdash;哇,精神激动,有摸的可能了,然后果然,延迟集合了,出去吃早饭,回来宿舍补觉到九点,然后又要搞什么内务检查,摸到中午,诶,可惜,在下午解散时乱糟糟的情况下我的肉松匕不见了,也许是有人看的我做的太好私自据为己有?应该拍个照的,可以挂到这里缅怀一下。</p>
<p>晚上集合时&amp;mdash;&amp;mdash;讲了一下内务方面的问题又放我们回去了&amp;mdash;&amp;mdash;又是摸鱼的内务检查!诶,摸就完事了,然后我再做好了一把匕首,命名为&amp;mdash;&amp;mdash;神圣穿刺死棘之特制对摸鱼十字三重纷争概念类匕 10(其实就是纸棍和胶带随便乱搞的东西啦,这次连瓦楞纸都没用上,好摸啊),然后这就是我三天的经历了,总结为&amp;mdash;&amp;mdash;摸。</p>
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